Virtual Assistant For Online Health Coach / Fitness Background

I am an online fitness coach with 444,000 Instagram followers. I have a small team, including my 24-year-old sister, and we are looking to hire a new member: a full-time virtual assistant to help with fitness-related messaging tasks (giving people health information and accountability).
If you join our team, I will teach you my entire approach and protocol to health and fitness, and you need to be open-minded enough to "adopt my teachings".
I am looking to work with someone for the long-term, so if you just want a job for a few months, please do NOT waste my time applying.
Starting pay: $2-3USD per hour depending on your experience. Your working hours will be 6 days per week from 8 pm-midnight and 8 am-11 noon Philippine time when my American followers are awake.
HERE ARE THE SKILLS YOU NEED:
1. WRITE AND THINK like a NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER - many Filipinos can write "good" English, but it's easy to spot that they are "virtual workers" because of the formal/stiff way they write English. You need to be able to write the way most Americans write/comment/DM. You need to pass off as me in all the content creation/customer messaging/replying to comments that you do.
Note how I have been typing this whole ad.. lots of sentence and technical and punctuation errors.. but it flows well the same way an American would talk.. and that's what is needed for social media excellence nowadays.. makes sense?
2. GROWTH MINDSET - you need to be an A-player that strives to improve, grow, and learn.
3. EXPERIENCE, KNOWLEDGE OR PASSION about the healthy lifestyle.
4. BOOK SMART - you will be required to read and memorize my teachings in my book and video workshops. If you were consistently getting As and doing well in school exams, there is a high chance you will do well in this job!
If you are interested, please read this ad twice, then email me at with the FOLLOWING info (if you send me a generic template, I will not respond):
1. Subject line should be "Fitness Coach Assistant."
2. A brief written intro explaining why you think you are fit for this role.
3. Let me know exactly what phone and computer you are going to be using for work with me.
4. Attach any and all evidence/proof/credentials that show you have the experience or skills that make you ideal for this role.
5. Your - this is where I will IMMEDIATELY message you for the next steps if I think you are suitable for this role.
I am looking to hire ASAP!